Making the kitty appear to have a big butt
You may have been wondering how to make it appear that your kitty has a big butt so that when you take his (or her) picture kitty will be embarrassed.
It's easy.
First, it's a good idea to choose a cat that actually has a big butt to begin with.Next, position the camera so that the kitty's big butt is as close to the camera as possible and kitty's head is as far away as possible. Using a wide-angle lens is a good idea, too.
This is Tangerine. To see a larger version of the picture, click the image.
posted by Bill Blinn @ 12:44
1 Comments:
On behalf of Tangerine, and your feeble attempts at humor notwithstanding, we take umbrage at these remarks. Tangerine does not have a large butt, no matter which way one maneuvers the camera. Tangerine has powerful muscles on which Tangerine can sit for long periods of time without tiring. Furthermore, Tangerine contributes significantly to the beatude of the planet, and even more so to its aplomb. So there!
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